what even am i doing with my life right now like whut is going on UGH LIFE IS WEIRD.
HI I LOVE YOUR FACE EVEN IF I DONT KNOW IT.
MAZY MAZ IS MY SPIRT ANIMAL
the lesbians at my school wear plad on the third thursday of the month and one of the guys in my band class turned to me one day (not knowing i was bi) and said “THEY ALREADY TOOK MY RAINBOWS NOW THEY BE TAKIN MUH PLAD WHAT THE FLIP BRO!!!!” silly percussionist is silly
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
You’re the reason we exist.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
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